Japanese Beast Wars episode + YouTube closed-captioning + YouTube beta captioning translation = Terrorsaur self-narrating his involvement in the 2007 PGA Tour. We knew you were evil, Terrorsaur, but golf? That’s a step too far.
Japanese Beast Wars episode + YouTube closed-captioning + YouTube beta captioning translation = Megatron proclaiming Terrorsaur the head of a high school athletics program.
Rock On is apparently a terrible shooter for the PC Engine, the Japanese version of the TurboGrafx-16. This is the back-story you get in the intro, which might be the only time a game about blasting things in a spaceship opens with “dearly beloved”.
Army. Navy. Spacy. Oh, Engrish logic…
Fake ad for the U.N. Spacy featuring Linn Minmei/Lynn Minmay and a Valkyrie/Veritech fighter. Scanned from Robotech Art 2.
The giant robots (Mega Deuses? Mega Dei?) of The Big O, scanned from a Japanese guidebook to the series. Note the continued presence of Engrish in the book; if I recall right, “Osrail” is “Azrael”, “Grinda” is “Glinda”, and “Inpherno” is, of course, “Inferno”.
Character model for Schwarzwald from a Japanese guidebook to The Big O. Note the Engrish (Gergrish?) rendering of his name as Schwaltz Walt.