"WHEN ASSEMBE THE BREAST THE SKEN DOSITION MUST FALL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND LIFT THE BREAST".

A set of wonderfully Engrish instructions to a knockoff Macross 7 Valkyrie.

Hey, everybody! It’s your favorite live-action Masters of the Universe movie character, Saurod!

You know, Saurod? Played by Pons Maar? Shot sparks out of his mouth as a toy…?

Yeah, me neither.

Art by William Stout. Scan from the Lost Worlds by William Stout trading card set. This is the last bit of Masters of the Universe art in the series, unless there’s a piece or two hidden on the backs of unrelated cards (like how He-Man had a Flesh Gordon poster on his). I’ll have to check them at some point… also, there are apparently more card sets devoted to Stout’s artwork, but I don’t own them.

William Stout concept art for Skeletor from the live-action Masters of the Universe movie. Scan from the Lost Worlds by William Stout trading card set.

William Stout concept art for He-Man from the live-action Masters of the Universe movie. How bizarre is it that Moebius worked on that film? Also, uh, I have no idea why the reverse of the card is a Flesh Gordon poster.

Scan from the Lost Worlds by William Stout trading card set.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #10, featuring OH GOD
OH GOD BURN IT WITH FIIIIIIIIRE
AAAAAGH
… Baby Sinclair from Disney’s Dinosaurs.
As far as I know, this was the final issue of Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #10, featuring OH GOD

OH GOD BURN IT WITH FIIIIIIIIRE

AAAAAGH

… Baby Sinclair from Disney’s Dinosaurs.

As far as I know, this was the final issue of Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #9, featuring… a Goof Troop/Darkwing Duck crossover? I’m not sure this is something anyone ever asked for. Darkwing certainly isn’t looking forward to it, anyway.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #9, featuring… a Goof Troop/Darkwing Duck crossover? I’m not sure this is something anyone ever asked for. Darkwing certainly isn’t looking forward to it, anyway.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #8, featuring… Princess Ariel/Darkwing Duck OTP?
Well. That took an unusual turn.
What the hell, I’ll ship it.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #8, featuring… Princess Ariel/Darkwing Duck OTP?

Well. That took an unusual turn.

What the hell, I’ll ship it.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #7, featuring… Darkwing Duck and Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid? Huh.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #7, featuring… Darkwing Duck and Princess Ariel from The Little Mermaid? Huh.

GOD
WE GET IT ALREADY
YOU HAVE DARKWING DUCK IN COMIC BOOK STORIES
YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS
IT JUST REEKS OF DESPERATION
THANK YOU
Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #6, featuring just look I’m not going to tell you

GOD

WE GET IT ALREADY

YOU HAVE DARKWING DUCK IN COMIC BOOK STORIES

YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS

IT JUST REEKS OF DESPERATION

THANK YOU

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #6, featuring just look I’m not going to tell you

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #5, featuring a nice painting of Baloo, Kit, and Rebecca from TaleSpin. Also, they really want you to know that Darkwing Duck is here.

Cover to Disney’s Colossal Comics Collection #5, featuring a nice painting of Baloo, Kit, and Rebecca from TaleSpin. Also, they really want you to know that Darkwing Duck is here.