And now, something no one will remember: Shadow Strikers.

Shadow Strikers was a toyline by Kenner in the same scale as its M.A.S.K. line. Instead of having neat transforming vehicles and figure-specific masks, though, it had mostly-transparent vehicles that you could see the “internal workings” of, and the figures became transparent when you dipped them in warm water. The line didn’t last beyond one wave of product, and only had one direct-to-video episode (which I didn’t even know about until a few years ago).

The lone episode plays the concept entirely straight, and has an odd mishmash of 1980s and 1990s styles, clocking in as it does from 1990. To me, it stands out mostly because the lead villain, Dr. Viper, is played by Alan Oppenheimer using his “Skeletor” voice with a goofy German accent tacked on. However, Shadow Strikers may be legitimately noteworthy for featuring a heroic person of Middle Eastern descent in its cast, “Mirage” Omar… although he’s evidently a former terrorist and says his dune-buggy “drives like a camel”.

Awkward.

If one is so inclined, you can watch the entire thing here on Veoh.

“They call Mega Man the blue bomber because he’s blue!”

A Mega Man promotional video downloaded from the Capcom website in 2002. Features footage from Mega Man 8, Mega Man Legends, and Mega Man X5.

Remember when there were kids into Mega Man? crazy i know right

isleofrangoon:

Not a hoax! Not an imaginary story! This episode, someone DIES! 

And by someone, we mean our patience. 

It’s our 1-year anniversary, so let’s celebrate crossover style! Starchibald and Sunny Jim are joined by special guest victi- er, riffer LINKARA to take on the “lost short”, the one that got away from MST3K, the mylar propaganda piece “What’s It To You?”! 

All this and a bunch of surprises in this special anniversary episode!

isleofrangoon:

Geeks of all stripes are lining up. disbelief is being suspended and Hedorah has filed an anti-defamation suit with the ACLU…

Pacific Rim is coming and we’ve got the monster and lizard-like-thing perspective on the trailer!

isleofrangoon:

What can picnic supplies tell us about cars? More than we care to know! Learn how a Chevrolet made before you were born is like a pile of plates and straws and how child endangerment is like automotive engineering. 

All this and a hair-brained scheme from Sunny Jim!

sirkowski:

I am Astar, a Robot PSA 1980s.

Did this ever aired outside Canada?

Robot ears are bizarre, otherworldly things.

isleofrangoon:

Rangoon Rifflets are tender, juicy, bite-sized morsels of film, smothered in our tangy, zesty riffing sauce served up hot and fresh! Listen in as Sunny Jim and Starch give the latest in a long line of Superman reboot trailers a run for its money. 

Personally, we don’t know how we’re supposed to root for the Man of Steel if he isn’t a deadbeat dad.

choark:

A Comparison video I made for anyone who is interested!

I got the PC Engine Version today.

A comparison between two versions of Popful Mail. The background music is pretty good.

And then there was the time Japanese superhero Ultraman and some of his enemies did an extended parody of/cash-in to Scatman John.

This is a ridiculously intense tune for a show about Bomberman. It’s also kind of goofy how incongruous the no-mouth, no-fingers character designs look relative to the more realistically rendered mecha (wait, Bomberman in mecha?). Still, I keep listening to the song.

Also, after the three minute mark, there is a unicorn in sunglasses whose horn is an actual ear of corn.